An Open Apology:

Dear iRobot Scooba Steve, my vacuuming/mopping floor Robot: I cannot convey the shame and regret I feel for the grievous injury I caused your fragile pressure pump port. Scooba Steve, I’m so sorry. Will you forgive me? Will iRobot cover this machine crippling harm for no charge, and will they pay shipping and handling? Alas! Alack the day! Were I to get all theatrical, I’d cry something along the lines of, “Oh happy dagger, this is thy sheath! Thus rust there and let me die!” And then I’d s
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