Forgive me Google, for I have sinned. It’s been five months since my last search terms post. As always, here are some recent interesting/amusing/demented search phrases people have used to get to my site: my testicles disappeared Welcome to married life, buddy. best gift for 2 year old bot Oil change? An OS upgrade? I love typos. how to freak out your dad Here are three options: 1. Tell him you’re pregnant. 2. Call him from jail. 3. Call him from jail and tell him you’re pregnant. did debor
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Click images for desktop size: “Steam Insect” by Conte I am often overwhelmed with a desire to make stuff. Unfortunately my handiwork invariably looks like . . . pretty bad. I’m good with electronics. I can solder and wire fine, sometimes better than fine. Most of my electronics, even today, I’ve messed with and “improved”. When we sold the recording studio we were able to pay off all our debts by selling my customized Neve analog board. The board was superb. I’d spent a few years customizin
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