Would be a lot more low maintenance, anyway.

Sitting at the dining room table, watching passively as Rufus licks a bowl left sitting on the coffee table. Sarah: Your dog is like a vacuum. Me: Yeah. Except my floors would be a lot cleaner if he actually were a vacuum. Sarah: You know what? You should get a goat. Me: Mmm-hmm. Wait. A goat? Sarah: Yeah. Me: Oh. I was thinking something more like ROOMBA.
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