If you are what you say you are, a superstar, then have no fear.

The camera’s here, and the microphones, and they want to know-oh-oh-oh-oh. Oh man it’s been a long week. Highlights include: “Hey, where is that kid going in the middle of class?” …pause…”Oh, he’s going to puke all over the hallway.”"Professor, I have a documented learning disability. Can you sign my form so that I can have time-and-a-half on the exams?” “Sure, young student,” I say. “Part of my learning disability is that I have a math learning disability. Can I use a calculator on the